  LOVER’S
QUOTIENT TEST
- Have you phoned her during the week
and asked her out for one evening that weekend without telling her
where you are taking her? A mystery date.
- Have you given her an evening
completely off? You clean up the kitchen; you put the kids to bed.
- Have you gone parking with her at some
safe and secluded spot and kissed and talked for an
evening?
- Have you drawn a bath for her after
dinner? Put a scented candle in the bathroom; add bath oil to the
bath; send her there right after dinner, and then you clean up and
put the kids to bed while she relaxes. (Some of you will need to
clean up the tub to get any points for this.)
- Have you phoned her from work to tell
her you were thinking nice thoughts about her? (You get no points
for this one if you asked what was in the mail.)
- Have you written her a love letter and
sent it special delivery? (First class mail will do.)
- Have you made a tape recording of all
the reasons you have for loving her? Give it to her wrapped in a
sheer negligee.
- Have you given her a day off? Send her
out to do what she wants. You clean the house, fix the meals, and
take care of the kids. (Your wife can give you up to forty points
for this guys.)
- Have you put a special effects stereo
recording of ocean waves on tape and played it while you had a
nude luau on the living room floor? (If this seems a little far
out for your tastes, you could substitute by either removing the
stereo effects tape or having a popcorn party in the privacy of
the bedroom.)
- Have you spent a whole evening (more
than two hours) sharing mutual goals and planning family
objectives with her and the children?
- Have you ever planned a surprise
weekend? You make the reservations and arrange for someone to keep
the children for two days. Tell her to pack her suitcase, but
don’t tell her where you are going. (Just be sure it is not the
Super Bowl.) Make it some place romantic.
- Have you picked up your clothes just
one time in the past six months and put them on hangers?
- Have you given her an all-over body
massage with scented lotion?
- Have you spent a session of making
love to her that included at least two hours of romantic
conversation, shared dreams, many positions, and much variety of
approaches and caresses?
- Have you repaired something around the
house that she has not asked you to fix?
- Have you kissed her passionately for
at least thirty seconds one morning just before you left for work,
or one evening when you walked in the door?
- Have you brought her an unexpected
little gift like perfume, a ring, or an item of clothing? Have you
replaced her old negligee?
  SCORING
200 - 360 Lover You undoubtedly have one of the most
satisfied wives in the country.
150 - 200 Good Very few make this category.
100 - 150 Average This husband is somewhat typical and
usually not very exciting as a lover.
50 - 100 Klutz Too many score in this category. I hope
you’ll begin to move up soon.
0 - 50 Husband There is a difference between a “husband”
and a “lover.” The only reason your wife is still married to you is
that she’s a Christian; she has unusual capacity for unconditional
acceptance, and there are some verses in the Bible against divorce.
WARNING!: This list is not to be taken too seriously. It
is meant to spur on your own creativity. Make up your own list from
your own personality styles and marriage relationship.
Men, you may ask your wife for extra points for things not
listed.
Enter items and points in the space provided on the back of
this sheet.
*** Adapted from Solomon On Sex by Joseph C. Dillow, page
93-95
Thoughtful
deeds / Extra points:
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